Vaticano

Alright time to go work on my University of Denver Public Relations website where you —

Type in your First Name, Last Name, Phone number, Residential address, and email into a box and the submission button is

“Thank you Pope Leo XIV“

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By clicking that button a letter of recommendation is standard issued to you–

with yours truly signed by University of Denver Alumni Allen Oberweis with my beautiful chicken scratch signature to support your war on admissions with University of Denver.

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Don’t be afraid of selling yourself to DU #university.

Look they were willing to take me in.

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If they’re willing to take me in-

They’re willing to take Anybody.

I Got you Fam.

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Every submission will be printed via FedEx and UPS and then mailed via US Postal Service to #vaticancity

at the end of each month to the #vatican so Pope Leo XIV—

can show Daddy Arturo how many souls have submitted to Mein Legion.