Allen Oberweis

Just another Texan

  • Hey there Harvest Hosts I’m not applying for this position and this is not a cover letter. I’m just putting my resume, my information, and contact information into your HR database in case you do find a role you’d be willing to hire me for as I am looking for remote income–since you’re based out of Aspen Colorado and I have good relations with Colorado even as a Texan. 

    A close friend of mine who lives in Aurora Colorado by the name of E who is in Section 8 housing, he’s a black transman and a close friend of mine has been super supportive leveraging Colorado networks to support me here in Texas.

    My father’s networks have relation to the owners of Aspen Ski Resort through YPO Chicago Chapter: https://ypochicago.org/

    As a Knight of Columbus with the Diocese of Beaumont and a Freemason with the Grand Lodge of England—I’m not part of secret society— Freemasonry is for my own personal development as I’ve already committed 5 months to Freemason lodge 65 F & AM in Umatilla Florida. 

    Knights came when I moved to Texas in 2025 and was something my Grandfather running congressman Jim D Oberweis: https://votejimo.com/ asked me to join to continue this lineage of the family: https://www.cffrv.org/profile/oberweis-endowment/ and utilize the financial side through the 1882 society along with the Knight of Columbus Mastercard in supporting my women seek financial stability. 

    My father, who is That son, was not willing to honor the expectations of the old money Old guard family of ours and Grandpa wants somebody in the family to preserve honor, dignity, integrity, and accountability of The Oberweis Family to save face for this side of our family: https://www.oberweis.lu/en_US

    Since I can’t be two people at one time that is why I am both a Knight and a Freemason.

    I’m waiting on Department of Texas Public safety  to mail me back my application for DPS credit Union that will be the backend of partnering with Facet planning who will be the front end: https://facet.com/financial-planning-membership/ to give the same benefits to single Mothers in Texas that single Mothers in Florida take for Granted. 

    They get paid like 6k per a kid per month per head till the kid turns 18 by the Government. As long as she stays single. That’s their condition. I’m doing this for the mothers and for high ambition unstable women and for women who were sexually assaulted. 

    The men won’t give them back their dignity. Yet I’m willing to offer this option if they consent to it. It will be there if they choose to sign up. Yet just like a thirsty horse. You can bring the horse to the water Trough yet you can’t force the Horse to drink the water. If the horse wants to die of thirst that is up to the horse. I’m modeling the financial safety net for these women off of planet fitness as a financial gym membership. I was raised by a single mother and my father regularly sexually assaulted my mother. I am the witness. I would attack him growing up to give my mother just enough time to run away. My brother hid from the domestic violence in video games in his room. That’s where my drive comes from. 

    The financial plan for these women will be offered through Escapees RV Club open to the public. As in you don’t have to become a club member to join the financial membership even though it’s strongly encouraged to gain access to the total support network. I’m prioritizing customer acquisition over total support network. We can always add these women to the club at a later date through advertising. 

    I launched a Political canvassing and Corporate analytics company out of Oregon called Shabah Analytics LLC. I’m still in the process of figuring it out. I launched the company as a way to organize my behavior into a business facing entity so the public can make sense of my behavior. 

    When I pay off my credit cards to United Airlines I will upgrade my Sheriffs Association of Texas membership from an individual membership to a business membership. 

    My father wanted to gift me a new car which he cannot do because I launched a political party and after my launch I discovered the liability. On paper it looks like a bribe which is a class 2 or 3 felony in Texas. I discovered a multi billion dollar liability in Graanul Invest: https://graanulinvest.com/ subsidiary Woodville Pellet Mill. As a Polish and Luxembourg tri national I cannot work at the Woodville Pellet Mill and file a workforce complaint to A.T. Staffing because they do their private equity in Luxembourg and that Estonia based firm is a  National security asset to the European Union as the second largest logistics supplier in Europe. 

    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints men have been accusing me of being a Russian spy and had I worked one day at that job Graanul would’ve called me a Russian spy as well. They’re calling me a Russian spy because Mormon women Really like me as I’ve been super supportive in Ordaining women and have been super supportive despite me being an outsider and according to Pastor Manny with my Catholic St Joseph Parish I am a heretic according to him.

    I returned my steel toed boots to red wing in Conroe Texas and reported the attempted set up to Poland, German Federal Foreign Police, Vatican, and Luxembourg to ensure the Good ole boys networks can cover their ass. I don’t know who was trying to sue the parent company yet it’s not my monkey and not my circus. I am not going to be the reason Tyler county loses its work force. 

    Yet I believe my father may be behind the Woodville Pellet Mill attempted incident. For that lawsuit to occur would require me to work one day on site. I did not work a single day and Redwing who I have a close relationship with has me on file for returning my boots to the company. Which makes any possible lawsuit null and void. Which makes Graanul safe to operate business as usual. 

    Right after that incident my father had a 55 grand budget in mind for me and wanted to buy me a new car citing safety concerns which is a depreciating asset and serves no value to me. 

    Because the only problem I have in my life is income, he wanted to manufacture problems into my life to violate the restraining order I have against him after he messed with my love life and finances for the last decade. I was waiting for my father to slip up so I can have paper evidence he signed in his own name to provide law enforcement with for that order.

    My mother has a restraining order against him as well and so does my ex Grace Thueson have a restraining order against my father as well. 

    He really doesn’t understand the concept of Focus on your wife and child and stop manufacturing problems in other people’s lives and offering solutions to the very problems You created Jim. 

    Everybody figured out as long as we just kick you out of the club Jim the liabilities are Gone. 

    You create problems where there are none and offer solutions to the very problems You created. Stop destabilizing the community because you need to be the center of attention. Go start an Oberweis Bakery 

    OAM: https://oberweisfunds.com/ Clearly doesn’t need you anymore since you have so much free time and Jack Roberts needs to be promoted as CEO since OAM does need him. 

    My Subaru has regular  maintained logs with Subaru Clear Lake which makes my father The primary suspect to why I almost got framed. If you need to buy E a car by This summer Go buy E a Tesla Father. 

    Tesla is a low maintenance car and E is on the poverty line. It’s not the upfront costs that matter. It’s the maintenance logs that matter. Don’t buy me a car. Buy E a car. E will be getting my Subaru on Christmas Day Once China gives me my RV and Italy my mini cooper I’ll be putting a diesel Subaru engine in and lifting the Fiat. Something for something. Nothing from me comes for free. There is always an agenda. 

    I had to reject my father because I am the chair of the Nomadic Party of Texas which makes me a public figure and what he wanted to do is a Class 2 or 3 felony in the State of Texas and are illegal campaign funds and he has no self awareness. So that’s a No.

    I did give my father an out yet he ghosted me. I’m 5 grand in debt, unemployed, and under State of Texas Vocational Rehab to get funds to pay for college and registered with Lone Star college for Diesel Technology which starts in Fall 2026. I do have a bachelor’s degree from University of Denver in Applied Computing. 

    My company Shabah Analytics LLC currently does not have enough funds to open a business checking account as paying off my credit cards is the priority to maintain good relations with United Airlines who I have been a loyal consumer for my entire life and I’d like to maintain my relationships in good standing. 

    Had his company Oberweis Asset Management Inc[https://oberweis.net/] gifted me 55 grand–as that’s the price of a new car– of equity and capital my father could have written that off as investing in a start up and gotten the good father recognition he was seeking for for the Supreme court litigation case he’s involved in–in regards to corruption in family law from 2016. 

    Yet instead my father chose to ghost me. 

    He manages over Billion dollars and he had the audacity to ghost me. The out I gave him is mercy. 55 grand is on the low end for the 140k of my trust fund he robbed me of these past two years. I low balled myself and he still ghosted me. 

    I want to use the 55 grand to buy undeveloped Commercial Real Estate in the zip code 77399 and have Home Depot partner with me and Polamer to source a manufactured Warehouse Amazon wil deliver to me on the land along with Full hookups 6 rv sites. 3 for staff. 3 for Harvest hosts. Electric generated by solar.  A 7th site for my own trailer.

    Partnering this warehouse with Home Depot and Polamer: https://www.polamerusa.com/en/ to function as a Federal International Only shipping and receiving satellite location on behalf of my Polish and Luxembourg citizenships along with my deep ties to China and Japan for All International shipments coming in from Port Arthur en route to Sherman Texas, Georgetown Austin Texas, Plano Texas, Brady Texas, and Boerne Texas for starters for small business owners. 

    I want to do this because I will be able to leverage my own warehouse and networks to give Escapees Mail Service the leverage they need to leverage Polk County and the state to get funds to expand the mailing service warehouse and staffing through A.T. Staffing as their membership base just hit 100k members and will keep growing as will the mail service. 

    My rules for our relationship are simple. Escapees Mail service is God in 77399 zip code. If you don’t want to follow their rules I won’t do business with you. I won’t build an RV park because Rainbows End RV park already exists in that zip code. What I will do is invest in building a bigger bath houses because their current bath house is an embarrassment to the club. 

    If you won’t follow their rules I won’t do business with you either. 

    I applied as a property manager with Equity Lifestyle Properties Montgomery County with the goal to install Solar powered Amazon Logistics lockers on all their rural properties in the State of Texas for small business owners within the zip code of those sites. 

    I saw at Blue Grotto in Florida in 2024– they built a Solar powered Aquaponics farm on the site and I intend to do the same thing for 77399 to provide the bakery in Escapees RV club, the butcher nearby at the gas station, and retirees organic gardening for members and the public. 

    My goal is to use 77399 to attract more investors interested in revival of the RV industry as small town America is entirely dependent on the RV industry.  

    I’m still waiting on Equity Lifestyle Properties to approve the application as I want to manage Bandera County as well and use Walmart business, Amazon, Temu, Home Depot, and other networks to rebuild the entire Medina Lake property into one of the nicest Thousand Trails Properties in the network. 

    It will not be Lake Front property because the lake sits right on top of Edwards Aquifer which provides drinking water for millions of people in San Antonio and functions as a National Security Asset. 

    What we will do to attract cash flow is put a Valmont Bike Park in the lake and a Trek bike store in Lake Hills: https://bouldercolorado.gov/locations/valmont-bike-park and restrict hiring for that thousand trails and Trek bike store to people who live in Lake Hills. 

    Give Thousand Trails members and the locals of that county– Amazon Logistics shipping and receiving for the Small business owners–including extending Amazon one medical to rural communities and to include a health insurance plan built into Amazon prime for business and prime members so they don’t have to be reliant on Medicaid and unstable politicians using their needs as ransom–Instead we give them community backed health insurance funded through prime membership fees.

    I’m doing all this because I’m moving to Austria permanently in 2028 anyway so this is just for shits and giggles. It makes my resume look nice and keeps me busy. 

    Chinese Communist party will be gifting me their newest RV technology through my father’s China Branch of Oberweis securities on Christmas day 2026. They will be shipping the RV to Poland. 

    Poland will ship it to Chicago where I will pick it up from Polamer. In Chicago E will get my Subaru transferred from me to him. 

    Before I gift him my subaru on Christmas Day 2026 I will be removing the lift kit and getting a full body work job done so that when he gets it from me its returned to its original condition to stay within his budget as the cost of buying a new car isn’t the problem. The problem is maintenance expenses. 

    It’s like getting yourself a girlfriend. The upfront dates are cheap compared to how much it costs to maintain her. 

    I approved and consented to the Chinese Communist party the ability to track all weather data metrics of the Texan weather to improve their own technology and will be advertising the RV to the RV community by living in it. 

    I will be gifting the Chinese RV and mini cooper to my high school sweet Heart and Ex Grace Thueson who has my emails offering the gift to her before my departure to Austria in 2028. I will use my networks with Sherman Texas through Israel to have the RV and mini cooper shipped to her in Sandy Utah as I will be flying to Austria out of Houston Texas. 

    I will be looking for somebody who’s interested in importing Chinese RV tech to sell in the RV industry as the RV industry tends to be very close minded and won’t buy the tech unless an outsider comes into the industry with big dreams. My goal is for the RV industry to focus on importing Chinese robotics and manufacture the RVs in America based on lifestyle. You don’t sell RVs on the lot. You go into an app and tell it your lifestyle and the RV is manufactured on the basis of your lifestyle. You do parkour? The RV is built so you can do parkour on the RV. 

    I will be gifting my current trailer to Thousand Trails staff member Issac so he has a weekender for Medina Lake on Christmas Day 2026. I will be gifting my Subaru outback to my friend E in Colorado on Christmas day 2026 because I couldn’t find him a car within his budget and it’s a logistical nightmare to pull a Subaru behind an RV.

    I did tell my father if he wants to show good will. Don’t buy me a new car. Buy my friend E in Colorado a new car. E needed a car 3 months ago and he’s still in need so if you’re going to buy anybody a car Buy E a car.

    Vatican will be gifting me a mini cooper from Italy to work on as a live televised event as a church thing on behalf of the Diocese of Beaumont to apologize to Pope Leo for our president insulting the Pope and the mini cooper will be easy to pull behind the RV as its not a logistical nightmare.  

    I’m going to put a Diesel Subaru engine in the mini cooper Fiat to maintain my relationship with Subaru Clear lake and put a lift kit into the Fiat, and a snorkel so I can offroad in it. 

    Grace will be receiving the fiat with the lift kit and snorkel because it is within her budget as she is the CEO of a small business who sells tattoos. 

    I would like Harvest Hosts and Thousand Trails to Partner to help each other advertise the RV industry as it’s a dying industry and I’d like to revive it. 

    Amazon Advertises Thousand Trails. Harvest Hosts advertises Thousand Trails annual sites. Thousand Trail Advertises Escapees Mail service. Escapees Mail Service advertises the town.

    Thousand Trails what they want are people buying their annual sites. They don’t make their money off selling memberships. They make their money off of having a monopoly on land ownership and then they just need people occupying the land they own so it has some form of value. 

    Equity Lifestyle Properties is just one of the tools realtors use to control the housing market to keep the game fair. 

    This was my letter to Amazon Corporate I mailed them: “”To the Leadership Team at Amazon,

    I am writing as a full-time American RV traveler and dual European-American citizen with ties to

    Poland and Luxembourg. My long-term goal is to help build practical systems that support

    mobile workers, digital nomads, and Americans living outside traditional housing and

    employment structures.

    I believe Amazon is uniquely positioned to pioneer a workforce model that combines remote

    employment, mobile healthcare access, workforce education, and logistics innovation.

    I am requesting consideration for a pilot program centered around three core needs:

    1. Remote Employment for Mobile Workers

    As a full-time RVer, I need stable remote work that can be performed while traveling throughout

    the United States. Amazon already operates one of the most advanced distributed logistics and

    digital infrastructure systems in the world, making the company well-positioned to support a

    growing mobile workforce population.

    I would like to explore opportunities for remote digital work tied to long-term workforce

    development and operational mobility.

    2. Mobile Healthcare Access Through One Medical

    I live with a chronic endocrine condition that requires ongoing physician oversight, testosterone

    replacement therapy, regular laboratory work through Labcorp or Quest Diagnostics, and

    prescription management while traveling.

    Current healthcare systems are poorly designed for nomadic Americans, RV workers, traveling

    technicians, and mobile contractors. I believe Amazon One Medical could help pioneer a new

    healthcare model specifically designed for mobile populations.

    Key concepts include:

    • Nationwide continuity of care for nomadic patients

    • Integration with Labcorp and Quest Diagnostics

    • Prescription fulfillment and mobile delivery systems

    • Telehealth coordination across state lines

    • Future logistics integration involving secure delivery technologies for remote travelers

    • Vehicle-location integration using existing secure satellite systems such as Starlink

    connectivity for emergency or medical logistics support

    I also believe Amazon could explore partnerships with independent membership-based

    healthcare systems such as:

    Cost Plus Medical Supply

    In my case, continuity between current and prior endocrinology providers is important, including

    physicians connected to Chicago and Johns Hopkins systems, along with possible Texas-based

    coordination through:

    Dr. Kateryna Komarovskiy, MD

    The broader goal is not simply personal convenience. It is creating a scalable healthcare-access

    model for millions of mobile and underserved Americans.

    3. Workforce Education and Skilled Trades Development

    I plan to attend Lone Star College North Harris to study diesel technology as part of a long-term

    workforce and mobility initiative connected to the RV and transportation sectors.

    I would like Amazon to consider tuition support tied to remote employment, workforce retention,

    and technical-skills development. A program combining remote work with community college

    trade education could become a powerful workforce pipeline model, particularly in Texas.

    My long-term objective is to help build economic and logistical relationships between the United

    States, Luxembourg, Poland, Austria, and emerging mobile-workforce industries. An Austrian

    employer has already expressed interest in future collaboration beginning in 2028.

    Texas is currently investing heavily in workforce modernization and mobility infrastructure.

    Programs tied to education access, healthcare continuity, and skilled labor development align

    closely with those state-level priorities.

    I believe Amazon has an opportunity to pioneer a new category of employment infrastructure for

    mobile workers, RV communities, and decentralized labor networks across the United States.

    Thank you for your consideration.””

    I launched a Political as well with the Secretary of State called the Nomadic party of Texas. It’s for anybody who lives full time in anything mobile–bike, plane, RV, train hopping, walking, doesn’t matter, as long as it’s mobile. I will be transferring the ownership of this party to some woman before I move to Austria in 2028 permanently.

    I gave women my word in 2024–I’d get a Latina in the White House and I am following through on my word.

    Currently I’m the Chair. The Chair requires you to be registered with selective service, willing to lose your civilian status by draft. 

    A branch of the DoD picks you, your battalion, your rank, and what you will serve as reserves for. You are required to be combat ready as you are allowed to be deployed for combat under National Security as the Nomadic Party of Texas will be a National Security Asset and function as a protected class.

    You get pulled into another branch as well called the Republic of Texas detachment. It helps active duty DoD personnel understand that you are DoD within DoD and serve to help fight corruption within the Federal Government. 

    You get a patch for your federal rank and you get a Republic of Texas patch so they know you’re part of the nomadic party of Texas. 

    So for example I would be USAF Pararescue reserves. The bylaws require you to be in good standing with the Sheriffs Association of Texas as the Texan Sheriff is God. 

    Here are the rules: 

    The Nomadic Party Core Rules

    ● Full-Time Mobile Residency: You must live full-time in a mobile setup,

    including but not limited to RVs, trailers, campervans, or tents.

    ● State Domicile: You must maintain a legal domicile or mail-forwarding

    residence in a U.S. State and its territories.

    ● Extended/Permanent Vacationers: If you legally maintain a stationary

    address (such as living with parents, family, or friends) but live and/or work

    continuously on the road or spend years at a time in recreational vehicles,

    annual campground sites, or long-term setups for pleasure, lifestyle, or

    hobby-based work, you are fully considered a nomad under this party.

    All General members are required to be trained and certified in field EMS training and are required by the bylaws to be deployed as self contained units to support units for FEMA and National Guard when present in affected areas. General members maintain civilian status. 

    Only Chair and management lose their civilian status for life. 

    This is what I mailed to Ford as my counter on their attack on the Repair Act:

    To Leadership at Ford Motor Company,

    America is approaching a transportation and industrial turning point. Ford has an opportunity to

    lead it instead of reacting to it.

    I believe Ford should begin transitioning part of its long-term focus away from mass consumer

    automobile dependence and toward high-speed rail manufacturing, rail infrastructure systems,

    and American bullet train development.

    Texas is already discussing large-scale regional rail expansion projects intended to better

    connect Dallas, Houston, and Austin. Right now, travel between these economic centers can

    take roughly four hours by car depending on traffic. Modern high-speed rail could reduce that to

    approximately ninety minutes and fundamentally reshape commerce, workforce mobility,

    logistics, and quality of life across the state.

    Ford has the manufacturing experience, industrial scale, supply chain relationships, and

    engineering culture necessary to help build that future.

    The United States does not need to abandon cars entirely. Working on your own vehicle is part

    of American culture. It is mechanical independence. For many Americans, it is as culturally

    embedded as football, racing, or combat sports. But Americans are increasingly frustrated with

    overcomplicated vehicles filled with expensive electronics, invasive software systems,

    subscription features, and unnecessary digital dependency.

    Ford has an opportunity to simplify.

    Return to durable, repairable, minimalist vehicle platforms with optional upgrade packages

    instead of forcing every consumer into highly computerized systems they neither want nor trust.

    Many Americans would willingly purchase more analog-oriented vehicles if reliability,

    affordability, repairability, and national resilience became priorities again.

    At the same time, Ford could diversify into:

    ● American high-speed rail manufacturing

    ● Bullet train engineering

    ● Rail infrastructure systems

    ● Domestic steel and industrial revitalization

    ● Public-private transportation partnerships

    ● National logistics resilience

    Ford should study aspects of the Japanese Keiretsu industrial model:

    ● Long-term industrial coordination

    ● Supplier integration

    ● Infrastructure partnership

    ● Strategic manufacturing alliances

    ● Multi-generational planning

    America needs infrastructure projects capable of restoring industrial confidence at scale.

    Rail expansion would:

    ● Reduce highway congestion

    ● Lower logistical inefficiencies

    ● Increase workforce mobility

    ● Strengthen domestic manufacturing

    ● Improve national emergency transportation capability

    ● Reduce dependency on fragile digital automotive ecosystems

    For decades, portions of America’s rail infrastructure have suffered from underinvestment and

    neglect while traffic congestion and infrastructure costs continue rising. Companies like BNSF

    helped build the modern American economy, but the country now requires renewed large-scale

    investment in rail modernization and expansion.

    Ford could become one of the defining industrial leaders of that transition.

    Instead of competing solely in increasingly saturated automotive markets, Ford could help build

    the next generation of American transportation infrastructure itself.

    America does not merely need newer cars.

    It needs a transportation strategy worthy of a continental nation.